Funniest Jokes Eva!

• Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
• Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• Girl, are you tired, cause youve been runnin through my mind all day!
• how many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? (12: one to hold the bulb in place, and 11 to drink beer until the room spins!!